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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、男人在感情的王国里,绝对是个昏君,女人只要肯奉承,他什么都答应。

2、男人爱用眼睛看女人,最易受美貌迷惑;女人爱用心看男人,最易受伤心折磨。

3、要想一年不消停就找个女朋友,要想十年不消停就去结婚,要想一辈子不消停就要个孩子。

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