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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 有一天,小明一回家就告诉妈妈:“妈妈,我发现了一条特别聪明的鱼!”妈妈很好奇地问:“真的吗?那它有多聪明?”小明自豪地回答:“它一直在晃动尾巴,想走进渔网,但每次都躲过网孔,真是太聪明了!”妈妈无奈地笑了笑:“那不是聪明,是鱼儿忘了怎么逃脱了。”

2. 小杰去医院看望生病的小明,他问小明:“你为什么生病了?”小明答:“因为我吃了一个发霉的苹果。”小杰好奇地问:“为什么你会吃发霉的苹果?”小明耸耸肩说:“因为我没有看到发霉啊。”

3. 小王和小李一起去海边玩,在沙滩上看见很多贝壳。小王高兴地说:“我们捡了这么多贝壳,是不是能换点钱啊?”小李疑惑地回答:“恐怕不行吧,每个贝壳都被海潮洗刷得一模一样,谁知道哪些是真的?”
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