☆ My son came in from school and said, "The teacher gave me a B for my Biology practical."
儿子放学回来说:“今天生物课实践,老师给了我一个B。”
I said, "That's good, well done."
我说:“那不错啊,好样的。”
He said, "No it isn't. Everyone else got a frog to cut up."
他说:“不一点都不好。别的同学都可以解剖青蛙的。(只有我是蜜蜂……)”
——stash
☆ I bumped into my ex in town earlier, I said:
之前撞见了前任,于是我说:
"How's your new bloke?"
“哎,你的新汉子怎么样啊?”
"He's twice the man you are," she sneered, "what about your new woman?"
“他可比你男人两倍,”她嘲讽道,“那你的新妹子呢?”
I said, "Thankfully she's half the woman you are, you fat cunt."
我说:“谢天谢地,她是个只有你一半儿大的女人,死肥婆。”
——2ShinyBalls
☆ I called my wife a whore.
我骂我老婆是妓女。
I'm sure she'll make me pay for it later.
她等下一定会让我为此付出代价的吧。/她等下一定会让我(为○○××)付钱的吧。
——stash 作者: 不是鸟人 时间: 2013-5-14 00:42