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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、法律小常识:被抢劫了?只用说“不”就好了。强盗没有经过你的同意是不能拿走你的任何财产的。

2、人们并不想听你的意见,他们想听的是他们的意见从你的嘴里说出来。

3、最近经常听到姐妹说想要谈恋爱没有男朋友想前任了之类的话。
我想说,你们要是嫌日子过得太舒坦可以把空调关了。

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