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笑话3则

1.某人每天要打牌,而且总要到半夜三更才回家。
有一次,他老婆极为愤恨地对他说:“我警告你,如果你再这样的话,我就要把男人带回家睡觉了!”
“随便你啦!不过我也警告你,可别拉走我的牌友。”
2.长颈鹿嫁给了猴子,一年后长颈鹿提出离婚:我再也不要过这种上蹿下跳的日子了!猴子大怒:离就离!谁见过亲个嘴还得爬树的!
3.士兵问连长:作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火:能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿。

[ 本帖最后由 mygrass11 于 2018-2-13 06:55 编辑 ]
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